By reading again the latest blog
´bout spending Saturday Nights, I like to extent the general message of the
article to 24/7-format.
Unfortunately you don`t only meet
douchebags, morons, even pricks during saturday night – you meet ´em all
freaking day...from day to day and once worse comes to worse from hour to hour.
There are so many situations and I
will present you just some of them.....
Usually during working day you go to
some work, university or in my case -
which is the finest opportunity – to the next espresso bar. In any case you
meet people, so called „human beings“... which in some pretty rare cases is
nice, mostly crap.
At work or university you will meet first the
receptionist...imagine the cheap but pushy kind-of-perfum which surrounds her
bloated body combined with the bubble-perm hairstyle...even though you saying
kindly hi! , nothing more than a kind of belch comes out of her mouth. – Oh
happy day.
By entering the office room or the
auditorium it won`t get better. During university years most of your classmates
will hate you because you got style, spending money for clothes instead of
wheed. On your left side of your seat you`ll find a „radical left“ who failed
to shower last month and stares at you as an alien, cause you wear shoes made
out of leather and you do not have dirt below your fingertips. On the right
side you`ll finda perfect nerd, covered behind huge glasses – he hates you,
cause he thinks you`re stupid. (however in 10 years he`ll just be the teller
taking care of your transfer forms). Any further people – people you maybe like
and who maybe like you? – No way: they`re all (you count 2) off for the day,
one is still boozed, the other one over-laid;). So you are an alien! However,
stick to it!
During working years you will meet
other unsatisfied collegues. One will tell you the big deal subject to his new
station wagon – you have to yawn – over and out, he hates you and will stare
the rest of the day at you with that little kind of abhorrence. Another one
declines to welcome you at all – he`s focused on the youporn page he is privily
watching while work. But he hates you `cause he heard some gal asking for you
on the phone in a private matter, which makes him jealous and conclusionally
your so out! So you are an alien! However stick to it, at least you got a
company car and they don`t.
In my days you`re just sitting there
in an espresso shop and all you want is to enjoy sunlight and your
imaginations. Some suburban housewives sit next table and talking...yeah...crap
at all. Just one privily short look and maybe, but just maybe, you have some disgust
in your view which, I have no clue how and why, but they do: realize it. And:
they hate you...how you know: they start throwing baby bottles...just kiddin`...however
again: ALIEN!
In any case you may survive that
day, at any event not without beeing hated by the meter maid (ok, you ignored
the „no-parking-sign“ and called her Mr. Instead Mrs.) ; beeing hated by the
till girl (she understood you wrong by purchasing Vaseline (you had to lube
something in the bathroom), Condoms (you just wanted to avoid to produce
another consumption-terrorist), and Kinderschokolade (you just were fucking
hungry); being hated by your lawyer (accidently you called him liar instead of
lawyer, but hey, sound damn similar, right?); being hated by some other
irrelevant people.
Than comes the evening. Haha, middle
aged are really screwed: enter your home and you`ll find a plump housewive
(except you followed my advise in an earlier message to you) , screaming kids
and a bunch of unpaid bills in your letter box.
The younger ones may find: nothing (which is boring and you don`t understand
the other gender because of dumping you all the time), a girlfriend in a bad mood
(you don`t know why – by asking:“what`s up?“, she repeats „nothing“. However
you won`t get laid today, that`s a save deal) , some chicks hanging around in
your home, being drunk and all is wasted (no, not good: too drunk to draw an
advantage, dude)....(Hey, Charlie, got that one, right ;))
In any case I will let you know, how
you can be happy all day: Number one, there are some people outside, who really
fucking rock...met awesome dudes (maybe 5, but valuable)....met amazing pretty
and almost perfect ladies...(How many?...next time, maybe) ..... great adorable
dogs (not in a sexual way you fucking freak! So honest and sensitive)...and my
parents never have beaten me up ;)
For the time beeing: THINK YOU LIVE
IN A PARALLE UNIVERSE. Everybody is right, cool, nice, pretty, adorable but
YOU, you are wrong, everybody else is right....Because: You live in a parallel
universe...BUT: everybody knows and loves each other there ;) I LOVE MY
PARALLEL UNIVERSE!
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